May the 4th
Be with you · May 4
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It's
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A scientific countdown to the most important month of the year, as predicted by Justin Timberlake circa 2000.
Calculating the prophecy…
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The holy Mayligious holidays
Cinco de MAYo
¡Fiesta! · May 5
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Hall of Mayme
The greatest Mays of all time
Drake Maye
Pats QB1
Aunt May
Spider-Mom
Brian May
Queen, astrophysicist
Willie Mays
Say Hey Kid
Floyd Mayweather
50-0
O.J. Mayo
Memphis Grizzlies
Sean May
UNC '05 champ
Luke Maye
UNC, the shot vs. KY
The Mayflower
OG May vehicle
John Mayer
Your body is a wonder-May
Mayo
Honorary May
Billy Mays
BUT WAIT, there's more!
Baker Mayfield
Bucs QB
Mayo Clinic
Doctor's orders
Oscar Mayer
Wienermobile inc.
Mayim Bialik
Big Bang neuroscientist
Mason Ramsey
Walmart yodel kid (HM)
Britney Spears
“It's so typically May!”
Maybelline
Maybe she's born with it
Mase
Bad Boy / Harlem World
Maytag
The lonely repairman
Dusty May
Michigan hoops HC
Famous May Quotes
Words of wisdom, with a little extra May
May the odds be ever in your favor.
— Effie Trinket — The Hunger Games
April showers bring May flowers.
— Ancient meteorological wisdom
With great power comes great responsibility.
— Aunt May — Spider-Man
May the Force be with you.
— Obi-Wan — Star Wars
Call me, maybe.
— Carly Rae Jepsen
You may say I'm a dreamer…
— John Lennon — Imagine
It may be so.
— Hamlet — William Shakespeare
The May Mixtape
🎶 May Playlist
Five songs. One month. Hit play.
Streamed from YouTube. Tap any track. Turn it up.
The May Mart · Limited Drops
Shop the Maychandise
Officially unofficial. Strictly limited drops — when they're gone, they're gone.
Sold OutSOLD OUTIt's Gonna Be May Tee
Wear the prophecy. 100% cotton, 100% pronounced 'may.'
Sold OutSOLD OUTBut First, May Mug
Holds 12 oz of bitter April energy.
Sold OutSOLD OUTHonk If You're May Sticker
Bumper sticker: Honk if you're May. Honk-tested, Aunt-approved.
Sold OutSOLD OUTIt's Gonna Be May: The Coffee Table Book
Made-to-order coffee table tome. Hand-bound, May-pilled, ships when it's gonna be May.
⚠️ The May Mart is a parody. Limited drops · No actual mayo will be shipped.
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Let's get May-rried
Brand deals, podcasts, May-themed weddings, sponsorships, or just a good DM. Drop a line.
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